The Worst Place on Earth

If you woke up from being asleep, where is the one place you would not want to find yourself? For me it’s a Long Island Railroad bathroom; the old school one. The new trains aren’t so bad, but the old ones? With the red and blue seats? Have you ever been in one of those bathrooms? They make plane lavatories look luxurious. You open the door and step in, and your shoulders touch all walls. On certain occasions it’s far dirtier than you could imagine, with things that you can’t even identify. But this day, it was pristine. It was only missing one thing…

The only semi-cool thing about using the bathroom on the train is that as you make your way towards it, you feel like a cowboy from the old Western days as you mosey on down the aisle.

Yikes, what’s behind this door?

Well, at least they’re trying. There’s some wipes for your hands. But what’s behind that? What is that?

It’s MONEY!! For the rest of your life, as long as you think about train bathrooms (hopefully not that often) you’ll always remember that you found money in one today!!


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